|Personal Jesus's last party|
|A wanker. Not as big a wanker as Richard Stubbs though.|
|It's Swanee Season!|
|Watch them pies!|
Oh, bugger it, head out and see him play live. Take a pie, cover it in sauce, take a few bites, throw it at the stage and start a riot. Bring back the old days I say, riots, pies and coke cans flying through the air to the soundtrack of vintage Countdown episodes. I’d pay money to see that, but the best riots are at free gigs, where the beer does flow and the men chunder. Memories…ain’t they sweet?